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We know your biases find it hard to support a student with different needs in the classroom. Therefore, we have created this simple guide designed to help you with the strenuous task of accommodating sighted students in secondary school education.

I recently worked on a project that allowed me to reflect on an experience that many of us who are blind or partially sighted often experience. Growing up, any of the physical activities we were expected to take part in for our physical education classes weren’t accessible, and unfortunately, the common solution is to allow us to opt out of not taking part in certain units throughout the year, or spend our time on exercise machines alone to get in our daily physical activity.